Spelling...

When I was in fifth or sixth grade, there were some kids down my street who were at least four years older than me. Regardless of the age difference, we were pretty good friends. They were brothers and my brother and I hung out a lot.

The older of the two was into bowling, so much so that it became our weekend ritual. Cut me some slack, I was in sixth grade. Anyways, a few of his friends came with us the one night.

I guess this guy thought it was funny to name his friend "whore." Now, I was young and impressionable, but even I knew the gist of the word. That's not the problem, though. The problem was that he spelled it like so: "Hore."

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm four years younger, and not even in high school, and even I know how to spell "whore."

New rule: If you want to insult someone, learn how to spell the insult at hand first.

I hate morons.

Jazzy Jeff Still Has A Career

You learn something new everyday.
Here's his new music video, which isn't half bad. Too bad he isn't teaming up with Will Smith again, but if he did, I'm sure the sheer awesomeness would destroy the universe and make zubaz pants cool again.

The intro is chock full of awesome Fresh Prince references. And by "chock full of" I mean one or two.

Really?

I wasn't sure if this qualified as an Onion headline, or was too ridiculous for even them.

I'm Up For Some Philanthropy

www.nygirlofmydreams.com

Help this guy out, NYC. Oh, the times this has happened to me are innumerable. If only I'd been so creative. Good luck to him.

New Blood on Falcon Turf

This has got to be the most embarrassing thing to happen to this kid, ever. The 80s were ridiculous.



Best line: "You're gonna look like cooked spaghetti." or "After we kill him, strip him down"

Terrible.

I'm a terrible person.

Joe Theismann's viscious leg break set to Hallelujah as performed by Rufus Wainright. Compiled by yours truly.

God I Rule At Tony Hawk

The latest from the guys (and gals) at CH. This one was written by Jake Hurwitz and Sarah Schneider, and it amazing.
It's really difficult to pick a favorite part, so I'll just let you watch it.

It's all just so good.