Stand up or sit down?

So, I think I'm going to try some stand-up at an open mic night next Monday. I'm still on the fence about it, but I want to try it out.

This is the event.

Wish me luck

New Music.

Alright. Well, I discovered a bit of new music for myself, and figured I'd share.
Black Mags by The Cool Kids

Guess I'll always be into old school rap

Love Song by Sara Bareilles

Say what you will. She's damn good.

The Girls by Calvin Harris

I actually heard this a few months back at a house party in Ireland. Fortunately it was on one of those music channels on cable, and I found out who/what it was.

All of these artists have great albums, except for the Cool Kids, who don't have an album out yet.

Enjoy.

They'll Serve Anybody to ANYBODY!

A few of my friends were thinking about going to the college football National Championship in New Orleans. They were e-mailing their conversation about the trip to quite a few of us, in case we wanted to join them. Luckily, my buddy Eric was also receiving the e-mails, and came up with this fool-proof travel plan. I thought it was pretty funny:

you can email this to the people that you are talking to. it isnt necessary for me to get this

but since you did, i assume you want my input, so I'll give it to you.
I suggest that you all drive down in john's car on the 4th. get there on the 5th, find a shrimp boat and buy it, in cash, from a old dying Cajun fisherman. From there, go to a voodoo store, aquire 2 newt eyes, a mandrake root, a 6er of natty ice, and a Jack Johnson CD.

On the 6th, to complete the recipe for the magic spell, you will need the blood of an innocent...

take 4 hits of peyote...

cya in a few weeks... maybe...

I love it. He should really get into the travel business.

Spelling...

When I was in fifth or sixth grade, there were some kids down my street who were at least four years older than me. Regardless of the age difference, we were pretty good friends. They were brothers and my brother and I hung out a lot.

The older of the two was into bowling, so much so that it became our weekend ritual. Cut me some slack, I was in sixth grade. Anyways, a few of his friends came with us the one night.

I guess this guy thought it was funny to name his friend "whore." Now, I was young and impressionable, but even I knew the gist of the word. That's not the problem, though. The problem was that he spelled it like so: "Hore."

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm four years younger, and not even in high school, and even I know how to spell "whore."

New rule: If you want to insult someone, learn how to spell the insult at hand first.

I hate morons.

Jazzy Jeff Still Has A Career

You learn something new everyday.
Here's his new music video, which isn't half bad. Too bad he isn't teaming up with Will Smith again, but if he did, I'm sure the sheer awesomeness would destroy the universe and make zubaz pants cool again.

The intro is chock full of awesome Fresh Prince references. And by "chock full of" I mean one or two.

Really?

I wasn't sure if this qualified as an Onion headline, or was too ridiculous for even them.

I'm Up For Some Philanthropy

www.nygirlofmydreams.com

Help this guy out, NYC. Oh, the times this has happened to me are innumerable. If only I'd been so creative. Good luck to him.